clisneyprincess:

see that girl you just called a bitch? she didn’t hear you say it louder

(Source: prlncest)

12:39 pm  •  17 April 2014  •  295,956 notes

dewgongo:

how to be a lil bitch:

  1. look like u
  2. act like u
  3. smell like u
  4. dance like u
  5. talk like u
  6. u
9:19 am  •  17 April 2014  •  151,626 notes

mylifeinmegabytes:

So one of my friends broke her arm falling off her porch and her hot neighbor friend took her to the emergency room. When she about to get a xray the technician asked “is there any possibility of you being pregnant?” and she’s like “No” the technician looked at her, looked the the hot neighbor friend then look back at her and asked "Are you sure?"

9:18 am  •  17 April 2014  •  81,379 notes

darmani:

thatkilljoy:

chromeofficial:

nothing is more satisfying than someone walking right past ur hiding spot in hide and seek

how old are you

"thatkilljoy" living up to the url i see

9:16 am  •  17 April 2014  •  112,476 notes